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Reservations open · Launching 2027 · Ships in plain packaging

KEEP IT
CLOSE.

All the cushion of a butter. None of the mess. A thick cream that glides like silicone and rinses off with water.

COMING
SOON.
Reserve yours · 2027
200 ML
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200 ml · Bedside

PILLOW PRINCE

Stays in bed. Does the work for you. A dense, buttery hybrid cream in a pump that lives on the nightstand.

Pump top

One hand. No jar, no fingers in the tub.

Hybrid cream

Butter-thick cushion, silicone-smooth glide.

Washes out

Rinses off with water. Your sheets survive.

Fragrance-free

Nothing added you do not need.

50 ML
Coming soon
50 ml · Travel

PASSENGER PRINCE

Along for the ride. The same cream in a capsule built for gym bags, weekends away and his place.

Twist-lock cap

Stays shut in your bag.

Pocket size

Slim enough for a jacket pocket.

Cabin-friendly

50 ml, under the 100 ml liquids limit.

Same cream

The Pillow Prince formula, sized to go.

PICK YOUR PRINCE

Reserve now, pay nothing. We'll email you first at launch.

50 ML
Coming soon

PASSENGER PRINCE

50 ml travel capsule

Price announced at launch
  • 1 × Passenger Prince, 50 ml
Reserve
200 ML
Coming soon

PILLOW PRINCE

200 ml bedside pump

Price announced at launch
  • 1 × Pillow Prince, 200 ml
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Best value
200 + 50
Coming soon

THE VERS SET

Both princes. Top drawer and back pocket, covered.

Price announced at launch
  • 1 × Pillow Prince, 200 ml
  • 1 × Passenger Prince, 50 ml
Reserve

BUTTER,
MINUS THE MESS.

FeatureOil-based creamsNIGHTSTAND
FeelThick, cushionyThick, cushiony
CleanupSoap and a showerRinses with water
Your sheetsGrease marksNothing to see
FragranceOften scentedNone added

GET ON
THE LIST.

Reserve your NIGHTSTAND now. No payment, no commitment. When it's ready, you hear first.

  • Free to reserve. Nothing to pay today.
  • First access when we launch in 2027.
  • Change or cancel any time.
What you want

This is a free reservation, not a purchase. We'll use your email to tell you when your reservation is ready. See our privacy notice. 18+ only.

QUESTIONS

Do I pay anything now?

No. Reserving is free and takes 20 seconds. We'll email you first when NIGHTSTAND is ready, and you decide then.

When does it launch?

We're finalising the formula and packaging now and aim to launch in 2027. People on the list hear first.

What's in it?

A water and silicone hybrid cream. No fragrance. We'll publish the full ingredient list before launch.

Will it stain my sheets?

That's the whole point. It's water-based at heart, so it rinses off and washes out.

Is it safe with condoms and toys?

We're testing compatibility with the manufacturer now and will confirm before launch.

How will it ship?

Plain outer box, no branding on the shipping label.

Can I change or cancel my reservation?

Yes. Email [email protected], or submit the form again with the same email to update it.